The Rules

The Rules

Breaking any of the rules will result in immediate disqualification.

1. You must do heroin every day for an entire month, at least once a day.

2. You cannot die or overdose.

3. After the last day of the month you must not do heroin anymore.

Sounds simple right? We'll see...

What do you win?

Pride, in knowing that you have overcome the most challenging thing since the Challenger, and nobody even overcame that.

Consequences

This is a tough one because there could be many. You could be arrested. You could die (will result in disqualification, see rule 2). Your wife/girlfriend may leave you. You may shit your pants (heroin makes you constipated, stopping cold turkey will result in massive diarrhea. You could get kicked out of college, high school, middle school, kindergarten, etc.)

The Challenge

What is The Heroin Challenge you ask?

Well, it's pretty simple you just do heroin every day for 1 whole month. Then stop cold-turkey. If you get hooked on heroin and have to keep doing it, you lose :P

It may sound dangerous. Oh yeah clearly it is, but do youuuuu have what it takes to not get addicted to heroin?

Your buddies are probably sitting around right now saying, "Oh, I used to smoke then I quit, pfshhhhh no problem." Well man up and try The Heroin Challenge.

It really is the ultimate challenge and should probably be an Olympic sport.

Since heroin is illegal (at the time of this posting) you shouldn't try The Heroin Challenge.